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Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
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This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:
...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?
...one more time...hey don’t force it ugly!!!
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...
Enough about ME! How about you?
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Quaidabad,malir, kalaboard, airport,colony gate, . natha khan aur aur aur agar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kardena..!!
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I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.
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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ...
one was caught watching tv ...
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message.
Rude Sms

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there.
Rude Sms

Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
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When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
Rude Sms

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can’t make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
Rude Sms

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ...... ... .. ........ ..... ......... .. .... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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