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Funny pick up lines

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Posted on : 22 Mar 2009 01:11 pm
Funny pick up lines

I am new here, so hopefully no wanted to start this thread.

Here are some funny pick up lines. My favorite is...

Did you have chicken soup today because you are looking Mmmmm good!

Add some new ones of your own!

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.

If you were a booger I would pick you first.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

Reply on : 22 Mar 2009 01:12 pm
Re: Funny pick up lines

Only ones a guy has said to me

if you don't give me your number I will go home and cry

Reply on : 23 Mar 2009 01:39 pm
Re: Re: Funny pick up lines

I must be a Snowflake, becuase I've fallen for you.

I know somebody that thinks they might like you alot. And if i wasnt so shy, I would tell you who it is.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.

Can I lick that film off your teeth?

Can you give me your heart?

Reply on : 23 Mar 2009 09:24 pm
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You ain't the HOTTEST guy here tonight, but beauty is only a light-switch away!

Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb!

Lets play Pearl Harber, I lay down and you blow me to heaven

Is that dress felt ? Would you like it to be.

What's a big girl like you doing in a small town like this.

Lets play house, you be the screandoor and i'll bang you all night long.

Sure its a needle but it moves like a sewing machine

You wanna come over to my house and play battleship. I can show you my destroyer

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