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miku[94]
Posted on : 27 Feb 2009 01:59 am
Another hindi jokes

Ladki ki t-shirt par bani billi ko ladka kafi der se dekh raha tha

thabi ladki ne pubha aj tak billi nahi dekhi kya

ladke ne jawab diya billi to dekhi hai par dudh ki rakhwali karti hue pehli bar dekh raha hu.
 

ve_neiz[702]
Reply on : 22 Mar 2009 12:53 pm
Teacher and Papu

Teacher: pappu, tamso ma jyotir gamya" shloka ka kya arth hai?

pappu: tum so jayo maa, mein jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.



teacher : what is the chemical formula for water?

pappu : "hijklmno! "!!

teacher : what are you talking about?

pappu : yesterday you said itís h to o !



teacher : pappu, go to the map and find north america.

pappu : here it is!

teacher : correct. now, class, who discovered america?

class : pappu!



teacher : pappu, how do you spell "crocodile"?

pappu : "k-r-o-k-o-d-a-i-l"

teacher : no, thatís wrong

pappu : maybe itís wrong, but you asked me how i spell it!



teacher : pappu, give me a sentence starting with "i".

pappu : i is...

teacher : no, pappu. always say, "i am."

pappu : all right... "i am the ninth letter of the alphabet."



teacher : "can anybody give an example of "coincidence?"

pappu : "sir, my mother and father got married on the same day, same time."



teacher : "george washington not only chopped down his fatherís cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. now do you know why his father didnít punish him?"

pappu : "because george still had the axe in his hand?"



pappu : daddy, have you ever been to egypt?

father : no. why do you ask that?

pappu: well, where did you get this mummy then?



teacher : what a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

pappu: yes itís really strange. iíve got another pair just like that at home.



teacher : now, pappu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

pappu: no sir, i donít have to, my mom is a good cook.



teacher : pappu, your composition on "my dog" is exactly the same as your brotherís. did you copy his ?

pappu: no, teacher, itís the same dog !



teacher : what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

pappu: a teacher

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